Nomz.

Behold my first breakfast: 8 ounces of French vanilla flavored... liquid. I can look forward to another one of these in about an hour, but this time it'll be either chocolate or strawberry flavored. We'll see how frisky I'm feeling.

I'm not complaining - this is me not complaining. I completely understand the medical necessity for this diet, but still - hungry. Food. Nomz. I can have some Jell-O though - where's my spoon?

There was a list of instructions that came with my prepackaged deliciousness and it warned that this change in diet make cause irritability. Yeah... I'd say so. I got this though - I can do this. Ohm.

July 31, 2013

I had my sister take some before pictures yesterday - not as scary as I thought. The only picture that grossed me out was the face close up, but that's really only because my face has thrown up on itself and I'm going through puberty again at the ripe, bold age of 29. My dermatologist wanted to put me back on Accutane, but I vetoed that plan. I did that when I was 16 - and you want to talk about a nightmare? No thanks. We'll see what my skin starts to look like after my diet changes. Who knows, there might be something I'm eating that is contributing to the acne, and if not, maybe I can take a match to my skin and start a fire. It might look better than what's happening now.

I need to go distract myself from the hunger pangs because this jug of water isn't cutting it. I suppose I should go do some work, you know, since I'm here and all.

Starting weight: 273.4
Height: 5'8"
Surgeon's goal: 180
Personal goal: 160